no doubt we should have attempted to raid this forum...

[rayray]

http://www.teensagainstporn.com/forum/index.php

a forum full of kids trying to stop masterbating and if discussing topics such as "what if i stop before the white stuff comes out" and "i fell again" dont entice you, nothing will. funniest shit ive read in a while. gotta be worth signing up to fuck with them.

 

[whalewager]

Always wanted to be called rayray

 

[kingbill]

I am speechless...honest to Buddha Speechless...I couldn't have thought of a better spoof site...wow...this is fantastic...

I haven't looked through it but have any of them tried the Classic tie bibles to your hands to prevent masturbation?

 

[pubguy]

hey guys, it's about 10:30 here.
uhm.

i guess, idk, i'm just feeling really down and lonely. and i'm really really really vulnerable when i get like this...
i really don't want to cave. my personal best without porn is 3 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days.
i'm currently at 3 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days.. i'm going for 4 months. my accountability partner has promised to send me an e card when i get there. xD
anyway, i don't want to fall... but it's times like this where i feel lonely and nothing i do makes me feel any better.. that's when i fall.

what should i do?


This would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[kingbill]

An Ecard and a blowjob would be gold

 

[rayray]

Pure4Life wrote:
Hey guys I just joined this site. I've been trying to stop masturbating since last year. I have to admit it's been really hard and I gave in to the temptaion more than once. Then one day I had an idea
but I'm not really sure if I can do it and if it is right. So what I'm thinking is what is I masturbate BUT stop right before the white stuff comes out. Is that a sin?


holy shit you gotta be kidding me.

 

[NES]

I was just reading that forum too, god I wish they would just confirm my account already.

 

[Jack Herer]

Maybe if I just prayed more, God would take it away.
Maybe if I really meant it, I would be able to keep my promise.
Maybe when I get married, I won't need it anymore.
Maybe God will give up on me, and I'll lose my salvation.
Am I the only one trapped in this sin?

 

[Jack Herer]

Will they email you when the account has been activated?

And by the way, don't click on the link provided, copy and paste it on your browser. And please take it easy the first few days. No need to get banned.

 

[NES]

No Jack you aren't alone, I play the devil's yahtzee as well.

 

[rayray]

lookmanohands has registered and is waiting to tell his story. damn, no members even online right now. gonna have to wait till tomorrow sometime.

 

[Rambo]

You're avatar is far to big. It shouldn't even of let you upload it as its far past the limits.

 

[goodcall]

most of the porn I'm adddicted to is bestiality porn, or gay porn, or gay bestiality porn. I'm not sure where this site stands on that sort of stuff since it seems to be all about objectifying women, but I think objectifying men and animals is just as bad and dirty.

 

[rayray]

You're avatar is far to big. It shouldn't even of let you upload it as its far past the limits.

sorry for my huge size mr. rambo. you arent the only one who says my thing is too big. unfortunately, i am not to blame for this one though. the main man mr. wilheim himself did the avatar thing for me. all i did was send him the picture and he did the rest. perhaps he felt i should stand out a bit more.

i cant take the time out of my day to pm him and ask him to resize it, but you feel free to. no hard feelings.

im doing my best to keep my hands off my cock so that i wont sin. (between you and me, im not doing a very good job) do you have a problem with over-masterbating? ive run across a great group of fine young men to talk with. its so hard to find a good christian group to hang out with these days. some of these guys have great stories that will make you forget all about the size of my avatar. im going on my 3rd sraight hour without blasting a load all over my headboard and im just taking this one day at a time...starting tomorrow.

 

[Rambo]

Here

 

[rayray]

thats a good looking dog rambo. looks kinda like the one in my avatar. cept mine is bigger.

 

[HinesWard86]

This site is a goldmine

 

[billhill999]

This site is a goldmine

Agreed, but let's get organized, and as stated before don't use the link provided in the thread.

 

[kingbill]

bythehandofgod - still waiting for an activation

 

[FearTheRaven]

tell me when it starts, i'm in as Smile4TheMoneyShot